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Patriotic Tank Top - Independence Reload
$52.00 USD
Freedom, baby. We don't just wave flags — we launch 'em.
Introducing our most explosively American tank yet: “Stars, Stripes, and Surgical Strikes.” Whether you're grilling hot dogs, dodging Twitter bans, or just asserting your dominance at the family BBQ, this shirt lets the world know where you stand: firmly planted on oil-rich soil, wrapped in Old Glory, and backed by air superiority.
Because nothing says liberty like a flyover and a side of shock-and-awe.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 21.65 | 23.23 | 24.80 | 26.38 | 27.95 |
| Lenght, in | 27.76 | 29.13 | 30.51 | 31.89 | 33.27 | 34.06 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features:
- 100% carded cotton for durability
- Garment-dyed fabric for a soft color and texture
- Side seams for structural support
- Double needle hems for long-lasting wear
- Tear-away tags for total comfort
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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